The kiss of the beginner- In this sexy kiss, you gently make your brush of lips against her lips. You can also whirl your lips slowly around his lips. To slacken, let go to allow your lips to wander above and around its extase pure of mouth.

The opened eyes kiss - those people are always on a watch. Got to be in control. Connected to reality. Can not and would not let this experience swap them away. There is no fear on crashing down as they never left the ground. Those people and the suspicious, careful controlled type.

The French kiss – passion. Lasts for ever. Involves all parts of the mouth and excites the rest of the body. The point of this kiss is a meeting between the two tongues. The French kiss is a kind of trespassing to ones privacy and can sometimes stimulate a rejection especially if the partner is the shy/afraid/close type.

The passage kiss-in love It is the manner that you can mix the eroticism in food and vice versa. You pass something in a sensual way to your in love-like a chocolate, an ice, a fruit etc You must gently hold it between your lips and make its mouth touch the piece which you have. Then with your language, to gently push the article in its mouth.

Eastern Swirl and Poke Kiss-You allow your lips to swirl and poke around the body of your woman.

The overall kiss – Starts with the mouth, goes to the cheeks, the nose, the forehead and sometimes further.

The vacuum kiss – A passion kiss that might hurt. It is a kiss the kind of arguing with the partner – my place or yours? It is like the kisser is trying to swallow the partner – not so much for love as for lust.

Lush Lap Kiss-Your lips dangerously pass very close to close to the skin of your in love. After separation of your lips, you must use a company, a slow covering of the language tightened with its flesh or her lips. This kiss puts to you in the order and gives the sexy vibes to the lady who wants that its man takes the head.

The woodpecker kiss – The name says it all. Very economic, quick and sometimes even irritating.

Just a little note to the ladies: Most of the examples I use are for men. Women tend not to have problems getting responses from guys inside dating sites (guys usually blast out messages to just about anyone, women are more specific). If you need advice on writing a good female ad many of these rules still apply, so fear not and keep reading

Titles are the most important part of an ad

Use a catchy and interesting title. Since everyone is going to read your profile, you should make it as original, honest and easy to remember as possible. Get your ideas from your own interests , experiences, and personality but don’t just say you’re spontaneous and exciting prove it! Above all – you’ve got to be unique (very, very unique)

Examples of good and bad titles:

Fun guy looking for fun girl.
Too general, no one looks for dull girls an no fun girls look through dull profiles.

Let me show you what a real man is like.
Immediately after which they’ll show you the ‘block user button’ this is way to
intimidating and challenging to a mate.

Will you guide my way?

Approaching decent level profile title. It definitely stands out from the others but most women are looking for a package with all it’s nuts and bolts no assembly required if you know what I mean.
LOST: True love, reward if found.

Bingo, though it’s pretty general the title is definitely unique and will get the reader past the initial first click. The introduction should reflect a caring, compassionate, and romantic person just like the title indicates.

Skydiving accountant seeking rock-climbing business woman
Another good one liner. The activity describes the person so much more than just an adjective like exciting or adventurous could.

The introduction is your own personal summary:
Your introduction should be just as attractive. When you compose your introduction line it must be intriguing enough to compel your reader to continue on. Generally you’re limited on the size of your introduction to anywhere from a few hundred words up to 1,000. Make this count and keep it pretty much to the point.

Avoid clichs like the plague Don’t bother with clichs and other trite phrases. Being unoriginal and typecast may work for bands like Nickleback but it won’t get you laid – avoid the usual titles at all costs. The secret is to be as specific as possible: name a strange incident or experience, an eerie quote from your favorite author, or a bit of a background that would define who you are. I personally find it best to write a draft first then revise it, which brings us to the next topic…

Some common clichs that you see all the time:
Love is a many splendored thing.
It sure is, but this clich is used so often that no love will come from it. All things grow with love. Again, same situation. It sounds great but is so overused that it will not garnish any attention. Make it count, condense your draft. No one wants to read a wordy profile that conveys no message. Many dating profiles suffer in the dark oblivion without hope of getting looked at because they fail to relate anything interesting about the author to the person reading. You might be the most romantic, handsome, charismatic guy in the world but you’re online appearance is that of a 14 year old who can’t spell or form complete sentences. Put some time into the flow of your summary. Make it count, it’s the second most important part of your online profile.

A picture says a thousand words:
Clip a photo that’s realistic and not misleading. There are all sorts of pictures that people post on the web which are quite dishonest, a bit obscene, of poor quality, and sometimes too formal. The best photo should reveal the normal “you”, since, if you are dead set on meeting someone you don’t want her to get the shock of her life. Some photos are lewd and show too much skin just to catch attention. If you are seriously into dating, post a clear, sunny picture of yourself – this is sure to elicit positive responses from people. Don’t glamorize yourself or post a picture of you wearing a high school toga.

Polish your profile:
Choose the right words and use your grammar or spelling program to polish your
profile. People care about your spelling and grammar because it reflects your
education. At least, show some decency when creating your profile, “The difference between the right word and the almost right word is the difference between lightning and a lightning bug,” says Mark Twain. If you’ve written your profile in a hurry, don’t attempt to post it yet when you have not proofread it for grammatical and spelling errors. Use your handy word processor programs to clean it for possible mistakes.

Her lips

Big smiles with upper and lower teeth showing with a relaxed face.
Biting of the lips or showing of the tongue, licking her lips or touching of her front teeth.
She wets her lips, some women use only a single-lip lick, wetting the upper or lower lip, while
others run the tongue around the entire lip area.
She puts her fingernail between her teeth.
She protrudes her lips and thrust her breasts forward.

Her eyes

She gazes in your eyes with deep interest and her pupils are dilated.
She raises both eyebrows exaggeratedly for a couple of seconds, this is often combined with a smile and some eye contact.
She winks at you while talking to you or winks at you from a distance.
While talking to you, she blinks more than usual, fluttering her eyelashes.
Eyebrows raised and then lowered, then a smile indicates interest in you.

Her hair

She pushes her fingers through her hair. This can be one hand movement or more of a stroking
motion.
She twirls her hair around her fingers while she is looking at you.
She is throwing her hair back off her shoulders.

Her clothing

If she is wearing clothes that show her nipples underneath and you notice they are getting perky
and erect.
The hem goes up to expose a little more leg.
She is fixing, patting or smoothing her outfit to make herself look better.

While she is seated

She moves in time to the music, with her eyes on you.
She starts sitting straight up and her muscles appear to be firm.
She is sitting with her legs open.
She sits with her legs crossed in a manner to reveal her thigh.
Her legs are rubbing against each other.
Her legs are rubbing against the leg of the table.
Her crossed leg is pointed towards you or if that same leg is rocking back and forth towards you.

Her hands

She exposes the palms of her hand facing you.
While talking to you, she rests an elbow in the palm of one hand, while holding out her other hand, palm up.
She rubs her wrists up and down.
She sits with one hand touching one of her breasts.
She rubs her chin or touches her cheek. This indicates that she’s thinking about you and her relating in some way:)
She is fondling keys, sliding hands up and down a glass, playing with toys or other things on the table.
She plays with her jewellery, especially with stroking and pulling motions.
She touches your arm, shoulder, thigh, or hand while talking to you (in case you already haven’t started kino yourself, dumbass:).
She is pretending to look at her watch as you pass her.

Her voice

She raises or lowers the volume of her voice to match yours.
She speeds up or slows down her speaking to match yours.
She laughs in unison with you.
In a crowd she speaks only to you and focuses all of her undivided attention on you.

Micellaneous

She mirrors your body language and body positions.
Her skin tone becomes red while being around you.
She blows smoke straight out from between her lips and toward you.
She leans over and speaks into her friend’s ear, just like in junior high school.
She is standing with her head cocked slightly at an angle, one foot behind the other, hips slightly thrust forward.
At a party – every once in a while she seems to appear out of nowhere in your vicinity and if you move to another spot, soon she appears out of nowhere again, you catch her glancing in your general direction (actually, glancing at YOU dummy!:), she bumps into you accidentally, touches you accidentally etc:)

When talking to a girl, these are some of the more important signs to watch for:

Can you keep conversation going with her?
Does she react well to kino?
Does she touch you?
Does she laugh?

Now I don’t have to explain what the answer “yes” to these questions means, do I:) From “Sweep women off their feet…”: “All these signs usually tell you that the girl is captivated by your charms. But before you get there, chances are that her body language changes as the discussion progresses. Make sure that you watch her closely and as soon as you get a sign that should be an indication that you are on the right track, keep going in that direction. If the opposite happens, just change the subject and see what happens.” The really gorgeous and beautiful girls however very seldom get around to displaying the signs of interest described above. They simply don’t have to, as they are used to getting some attention already long before that. With such girls you have to be on a lookout for the initial and thus much more subtle signs of interest. One example of this would be a gorgeous girl simply looking at your face. Obviously people tend to look at what or whom they like to look at. But whereas an average girl first just looks at your face and then progresses into the more overt signs of interest described above, looking at your face from time to time might be the only sign of interest you’ll ever get from the most beautiful of girls. So if you think you’re not getting any signs of interest from beautiful girls – you are, but you just can’t

Don Steele: “Here are signs of interest sent from across the room. Most are applicable to both sexes. The sequence of the list approximates the courtship sequence.

Be a Man:
Do not degrade yourself with your inferior things. Look at the couples you see at beach, park & every where else.. If he can get a girl then why not you?
First Meet/Date/Conversation?
Buddy, You need to make her get relaxed. So, Do not stand in front of her like an escaped prisoner with rolling eyes. First relax yourself and understand the environment then start, Just say good day wishes, smile and move forward the conversation with interesting topics. There is a magic lie which always attracts a girl. Tell her that “You looks really nice. This dress perfectly suits you” end this line with a nice smile. This is your first trap.

What is your personality?
Do you able to describe about yourself with couple of lines? Do not try to makeup some fake characters into your personality. Just “Be Yourself”

Are you a Jerk or Nice guy?
Most of the girls feel nice guys are such boring personalities. Don’t be a 100% funny guy always. It will create a joker impression about you instead of attractiveness.

Your conversations with a girl:
when a girl talk about something she like, an incident, a sad moment, her last summer trip, her pets or anything else, You need to follow “Shut Up and Listen” rule. Stop commenting, Stop giving suggestions, Stop giving advices, Stop arguments when she talk. Just shut up your bad mouth and listen what she says. She don’t need a world’s greatest idea from you when she talk something emotional. All she need is a caring person who respects what she is saying.

Be REAL:
Help an old lady cross the street. Be a role model for kids to look up to. Be kind to animals. Being considerate to others, no matter the age, gender, or species, is sure to make any girl’s heart melt.

Be Talkative:
Girls like such an interesting guys who talk funny, naughty (sometimes), caring & polite. Just be social.

Know more about her:
You have to know about her most happiest/sad moments. Close friends, Family, Co-Workers, Her favorite food, her hobbies. Do not ask all of these to her like a survey guy. Just know it in different moments.

Your Thoughts:
If she say “Eminem is the only one who can rap very well. all others are pure crap!” Don’t say “yes yes.. emimen is BEST.. I like him”. Just say what you think really in polite way, This would be better, “Yes Eminem is nice.. But 50cent & Dr.Dre too perform nice, You must listen <50-C song name> <Dre song name> <eminem song name> look how great all are they.. these three guys rap nice.”.

How to be an interested guy?
If she like something, then ask about her thoughts & comments about it. Let her to talk much about her favorite things. Do not let it to be a questioner session.

Learn to play at least a single musical instrument,
Learn to dance,
Have some interesting hobbies like boat riding, rock climbing,

Do not Hurt or Kid her friends:
Do not try lame jokes to kid her friends. As you are a new person to her, You need to be friendly to all of her friends too.

TRUST Yourself

First of all trust yourself, You can do it even millions of successful guys do. You lose nothing if she denies you. Just have a try learn the lesson “How to attract”.

Hope you will find a girlfreind of your interest :)

They create new accounts, search for suitable women, leave them messages and thanks to the power of the Internet to bring people together, are immediately banned from using the network ever again.

It is for these unfortunate people, who currently stand no chance of propagating the species, that I have drawn up a 10-day action plan. If you follow this plan you should be able to seduce a beautiful little damsel to accompany you on a most romantic dinner for two.

While I cannot guarantee success by any means, I am sure that this is much better than what you are doing right ,i.e,downloading porn .

Day 1

Today you will embark on a rigorous health improvement programme. You must exercise and maintain your diet. Women totally dig guys who are fit and seem to be in good shape. This is because women are genetically programmed to subconsciously evaluate their prospective partners. Too fat and she will end up cooking all day. Too thin and she will have to do all the lifting and pushing and pulling at home.

You must join a gym. This can be expensive. Instead, what you can do is make use of the ‘Free Trial Day’ offer which is available at most places. Find ten different gyms near your home and spend one day at each place. Remember to always look as if you know nothing. Talk a lot about wanting a three-year plan. They will get the entire staff to train you.

Day 2

Today you will get a great new job. Something that is high-paying, high-class and has great future prospects. This will require preparation, networking and sheer hard work.

Alternately, you can get a set of visiting cards printed for yourself in the name of a fictional investment bank. Call it something swanky yet practical — ‘Sigma Century Investment Bankers’. Also give it a caption that will impress the ladies: ‘Sigma Century Investment Bankers: We pay our employees by the truckloads’.You should get a box of cards for around 100 rupees. If a box doesn’t help you get a date…hmm…

Day 3

Once you have the body and the job you need a great place to live. You might want to do dinner at a five star restaurant on V-Day. But if you do come back home you don’t want to introduce her to your roommate who cleans the house each time the Olympics roll around and is remarkably extrovert for a person who wears only underwear.

The best thing is to join a real estate agency for a week or so. Collect keys to lots of furnished places. You can also take photos of the flats and carry them in your wallet.

Day 4

Today you must arrange for transportation. Nothing turns off a potential date like arriving at the Taj in an autorickshaw.

When the tourists do it everyone finds it very cute and so magnanimous. When you do it, they laugh at you and call you a ‘kanjoos makkhichoos’ or something like that.

Best is to borrow a rich friend’s car. But then he will definitely have plans of his own on february 14. My solution for this is to make sure you book a test drive at the local Mercedes showroom. Time it to coincide with the start of dinner. After dinner act as if you have no idea where the driver is and send her away in a taxi.

Then catch an auto.

Day 5

Now that most of the infrastructure and logistics have been taken care of you must find a suitable place to scope out the ladies. Thanks to the emergence of coffee shops this is no longer the challenge it once used to be. Find one near colleges, beauty salons and bookstores.

Spend day and night keeping a track of the number of women coming and going. Have a cappuccino once in a while, but no desserts. We are slimming, remember?

Day 6

Today you will spend all your free time doing breathing exercises like pranayams. You may also do light yoga and read self-help books. This is because you will soon spend days making conversation with woman-kind. This requires patience and fortitude.

They may often throw questions at you like: “Darling! I have spent the last few hours trying not to show how much you’re upsetting me tonight and you haven’t said a single word at all! Is it because you don’t care or because you don’t want to accept the fact that you are, indeed, upsetting me?”

Strength, my friend. Now breathe in long and slow. Exhale. Repeat.

Day 7

Today you are looking thin, fit, at peace with yourself and the cosmos. You are ready to hunt for prey.

Hit the cafe you have chosen. Take a notebook with you today. Also dress in disguise. Wear a cap and large cooling glasses. Today is a day for observations and analysis. Make a note of all the ladies who visit the cafe. Try to eavesdrop on their conversations. The best way to do this is to buy a pair of cheap earphones. Insert the wire entirely into your shirt and then push the phones into your ear. Everyone will think you are listening to music. Now lean across and overhear all the conversation.

Find out who is single and looking for a date. When you do, immediately note down their names, interests and so on.

Some people will tell you that you must only look for people who fit your type and have the same interests. Most of those people have had arranged marriages.

Day 8

First day of your attack. Wear cool clothes, carry your cellphone and hit the cafe around the time your shortlisted women are expected to arrive. Once they are in the cafe, speak on your phone loudly. Use one of the following lines:

“Not yet Ravi. I hope to find one soon. I am looking for a girl who is not after my fabulous wealth, God-like body and hard-to-top lovemaking skills…”

“Sorry Diana. I am simply not after a physical relationship. I want a woman I connect with mentally. Sorry. I will not be treated as a piece of meat…”

And also:

“Hi Dad! What! Eight hundred responses on shaadi.com! Please Dad. I don’t want an arranged marriage. When I find the woman of my dreams I will know it. Only then will I ask her hand in marriage. Only then will I give her the 17-carat solitaire that once belonged to my great grandmother…”

Beware of women approaching you at high velocity.

Day 9

You should have a list of potential alliances by now. Today is the day to swoop in on your chosen one. Spend all day talking to them one after the other. Always appear suave. Mention that diamond that belonged to your granny at sporadic intervals. When you think you have identified the perfect one, pop that all-important question: “Do you like expensive five-star food, or does a simple homely dinner at an Udipi and a romantic walk by the sea impress a beautiful, talented woman like you? (Cough) Solitaire (cough) diamond…”

Fingers crossed. She must agree.

Day 10

Today’s the big day! Be there on time. Pick her up as scheduled. Don’t order anything with ginger or garlic in it. Act reserved and classy. Get people to call you on your cellphone so you can pick it up and say:

“No Jerry. I don’t care how much money I can make on this trade. I will not talk business on a date. Sorry. Three million? I don’t care!”

But what happens from this point onward is really in your hands. We’ve brought you so far. You should be able to take care of yourself from here on. :)